Toilet Bowling – Much more fun than the regular one.
Online Dating – You won’t need it if you have the right profile.
Temptations – You know you want to…
Britain’s Got Talent – It would be worth watching if these two were the judges.
Social Work – A salary waiting to be increased.
Spiders – I hate spiders.
You Will Bring Me – A shrubbery.
OK OK OK Calm Down – This happened to my brother once in college. How many did you take, and what color were they.
Disney World – A place to relax, put your feet up and crap your pants.
YODA THE PUG – Pooped in your shoe I have …
I’VE BEEN THERE – The next morning can sometimes be a shocker.
Philosophy And Stuff
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED – That Monday’s just seem to strangle the life out of you ?
Internet Forever – Once you post it … That s**t stays there forever.
YOU DO REALIZE – That this means war.
Don’t Be Concerned – It’s just Canadians.
Concrete In January – Go ahead. You sit on it with a straight face.
Best Friends – Always there when needed… Like when that balloon absolutely positively cannot touch the floor or the whole world will blow up.
Tonight’s Menu – Homo sapiens a la car.
Truth Or Dare – Pretty darn close.
Amnesia – I’ve had it once… or maybe twice.
Office Presentation – Brought to you by meowerpoint.
Just Because – You fill the boots, doesn’t mean you’ll be able to walk in them.
The Name Of The Game – Can you feel It the way I do?
Bicycle Police – You are under arrest, now get your as* in the basket.
Growing Up – 5 years of complete dependency 13 more years of answering to authority, Another 30 years of “yes dear” and then the final