The Man Bowl - Finally we can eat at the table like a real human.
Hunting - A man's treasure is his woman's chest.
I Am Sorry - I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
A Man - Can not cook to save his life, But he can sure as hell improvise for the one who
Idiot - You win.
Harley s Style - Making men into boys since 1918...
Ask For What You Want - The worst you can get is "no".
The Uniformity Of Nature
Thou Shalt Not - Believe in Fairy Tales.
Acting Queer - Face it some people are just better at it.
Men Are All The Same - 30 Seconds of excitement, followed by a 3 hour nap.
United We Stand - We have no choice.
The Look - Face it this has happened to you , and will happen again.
Natural Selection - The reason why women's buttocks are of a greater size than men's is
I'm A Loner - I don't have a gigantic group of friends. People don't miss me. I'm never
Misadventure - Next time you see someone wearing an eye-patch, ask them if it was all fun
Wisdom - A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her
Out Sick - Sorry I can't come to work today, I have a cold. ...case of beer in my fridge.
Too Cool! - Meet the man all men want to be.
A Drunk Mans Words - Are a sober mans thoughts ...
Mother Nature - Shes got ghetto booty.
My Friend Said His Day Couldn't Get Any Worse - So I prove him wrong.
Man - We share because we care.
Confidence - If you are going to act, act boldly. It makes your failure that much more
Perfect Man - Don't drink, don't smoke, don't take drugs, don't chet, don't curse and