Twins Beautiness - Twice the possibilities. For you, twice the failure.
Californian Coffee - No really, look in her hands, she brought Coffee.
Hottie Train - All aboard!
Perspective On Beach - Focus on the important things in life.
Airbags - Two are always better then one.
Beer - Yeah, I didn't see at first either.
Step Daughters - They need a Daddy.
Girls Are Like Roads - More the curves, more the dangerous they are.
Dating Tip - No matter how hot she looks, avoid any woman that appears able to bench press
That One Moment - When you realized she asked a question and you weren't paying any
The Best Luck - I saw my girlfriend without makeup and she is not ugly.
Why Bother With A Caption - You aren't going to read it anyway.
Hand-Drawn Picture - Your hands are drawn to it, are they not?
Pools Brings Out The Best - Of our girls since the "Great Bath" at Mohenjo-Dario in 3rd
Jealousy - Because some women can't pull off a sweater dress.
Summertime And - The scenery is unbelievable.
Presents - Come gift wrapped.
A Staircase A Day - Keeps the Greybeards away.
Global Warming - The hot just keeps getting hotter...
No Matter How Good She Looks - Someone somewhere is tired of her $hit.
Hello Kitty - Hello indeed.
ABS - Please remove one more button, for science.
Your Girlfriend Is Hot - Too bad her last name is JPEG.
Why Do Men Find It Difficult - To make eye contact, breast don't have eyes.
Perfect Temptation - She may be young, but that is not your fault.
Burqa - You are doing it wrong. -by SANDRO-