Boobage - Security comes from others insecurities.
Airbags - Two are always better then one.
Summer - When the sun comes a knocking the clothes go a flocking.
Showers - Save water, have one with a friend.
Cosplay Cleavage - What else do you go to cons for?
Sakuya - Just because she's a maid, doesn't mean she can't be hawt.
Barbie Doll - Now available in full size. Now available in full size
Why Bother With A Caption - You aren't going to read it anyway.
Honey, That Suit Is Perfect - I was worried it might be too big on you.
Hand-Drawn Picture - Your hands are drawn to it, are they not?
Blonde Fishing - The way to a mans heart is thru his fly.
Assistance - For no man can strive alone.
Massages - Some people just can't appreciate how glorious they can be.
Snoring - It just never looked so damned sexy.
Jessica Rabbit - Reality beats fiction.
Breeding - You can't expect much when you send kids out without a proper education.
Shimapan - The most holy creation of the Gods.
Anime Variety - No one goes to f**king Baskin-Robbins for just f**king vanilla.
Boy Toy - When you get bored of Legos.
Yuyuko - She eats so much so that she can fill her own meat buns.
Nerd Girls - Sexy yet staying below most guys radar.
Butter face Effect - Every time a girl with awesome boobage smiles, there's a Chihaya out
Impulsive Relationship - Family planning is for nerds.
Your Girlfriend Is Hot - Too bad her last name is JPEG.
China Dress - No matter what you're figure it''ll make you look sexy.
Pics - Or it didn't happen.