If You Can Read This - It's your lucky day.
Golden Opportunity - Lets jack it while Ghost Rider is having a crap.
Cool Friends - I don't need them, I make them.
Because - Nerds need exercise too.
Bacon And Eggs Cupcakes - Your argument is invalid.. yet awesome.
Lazy - Who am I kidding, we all wish we'd thought of it sooner.
No, All I See Here - Is a bunch of Han Solos.
Ink - You missed a spot...
Sky Is Really Beautiful - At this angle.
Only Patience - Because you don't have a choice.
Organ Donor - You are doing right.
Amazing Stupidity - Skydiving without shoes?
Born To Be Wild.
Born To Be Wild
Hover Cat - Exploring the universe, one galaxy at a time.
The Best Solutions - Are usually not the most obvious.
Foot Rests - Some are better than others.
This Car Rocks
Best Rack - Seriously, it's quite effective.
Regret - No matter how hard you try, you'll always look like a dumb-a$$.
Mind Games - When you see it, you'll s**t bricks.
I Finally See - A woman's view!
Best Self Picture Ever - This will going on my wall.
Cool Hairstyle - It seemed like a good idea at the time.
WOG - When you ignore everything else except the belt-line kit and choice of weaponry.
MMO'S Their Fapptastic - Just ask them.