Would Any Kid Hide His Tooth Under the Pillow - If he knew, how tooth fairy looks like?
Brokeback Mountain - Minus the cowboy hats.
Smoking - Can cause health problems.
Stupidity - Winners never quit, quitters never win, and those who never quit and never
Amazing Stupidity - Skydiving without shoes?
Dedication With Silence - Because any guy that can but 3 pins in his own lip, you really
Excuse Me Miss - You've got a little bit of face on your makeup there.
Please Tell Me - These people lost a bet.
Did You Know That - 80% of body heat is lost through your head?
Cell Phones - If you can afford one, you can also afford a belt.
Bull Experience - It's what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
Limo - Bigger aint always the smartest choice.
Regret - No matter how hard you try, you'll always look like a dumb-a$$.
Some Photos - Have no explanation at all.
Stupidity - When a terrible idea is taken far past the "Wouldn't it be funny if..."
Humans - Kill each other and knit nice sweaters for penguins.
Chicks Available - Hot or cold.
Squid - The definition of stupid.
Courage - The adventure's in the quest, gentlemen, "On the other hand, we do need hot
Who Kissed The Toilet Seat - No, I mean really... Who did it?
I See You Like Audi - But please, cut those nails!
Tanning Fail Completely - Next time don't fall asleep in the booth.
Look Out Lady Gaga - You have some competition.
Helmets - Women find them tricky.
Carpet - For when a towel just isn't enough.
Professionally Removing - Snow from the roof.