All I Want For Christmas - Is you. And you. And you!
Oshizu-Chan - If she's not a pe**ert than neither am i.
Hottie Train - All aboard!
Daddy Issues - One in every twelve has them.
Preparation - Successful people are always ready for what’s coming.
Wingmen - You'll need two for this mission.
This is Why - People hunt duck with shotguns.
That Awkward Moment When - You're the only one who can't fit.
Harem Members - You gotta keep them separated.
I Love Mirrors - You know you do too.
Girls Pyramid - Male cheer leading may not be as g@y as I thought.
Now You Know - Why the fish smell that way.
Like Oh My God - Her necklace is fantastic.
Just A Couple More Drinks - And then we can play a game I like to call - Menage a trois.
Crossing The Bridge Of Death - You must answer these 3 question; Never mind, that works
What Makeup Do You Use? Nutella?
Beer Goggles - When you realize that girls get "beer goggles" too, you will get laid
Temptation Evils - When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
Army Chicks - So much better than army dudes.
Meanwhile In Thailand
Roles - Sometimes it,s best just to stay in the kitchen.
Popularity - She might not be the Prom Queen but she probably got more attention then
Double Bird - While looking inside your soul.
Perfect Example - Of have and have not.
Sorry Boys - Look down.
Annoying Drunk Chicks - No matter hot they seem they're still annoying.