Glass Doors -Make some of the best fails happen.
Dad - I am Disappoint.
This Is How I Come Home - On Friday nights.
If All Else Fails - Break their neck.
Slip-up - We don't have mistakes here, we just have happy accidents.
Trust Them - They can fix anything.
Second Thoughts - They often come too late.
Water Landing - You're doing it right.
Epic Fail - It is available in every form of work.
Glass Of Wine And Basket Of Bananas - Please don't move either one!
Sweet Spot - Tennis is a beautiful game.
Sometimes You Don't Know - That you are making fun of yourself.
Swastika - It $ucks when you don't know it's meaning.
I Love Mirrors - You know you do too.
Bird Watching - You're doing it wrong.
Excuse Me There - I need to pay off a skirt in layaway.
When You Fall - You get right back up.
Toilet In Thailand
For The Worst - Of marriages.
Parenting Fail - When you gotta go, you gotta go.
This Is Funny - Because it's not mine.
Radiance - When the pooper shines, the crowds howl.
Optimism - If I pretend the boat's not sinking it won't.
Oh Man - I am so tired.
If You Child Look Like This - You have failed as a parent.