There Are Many Ways - To show a man that you care. This is my favorite.
It's OK - Tech support sent me!
Half Asleep - Means half-safe.
Work In Progress - Good to Go.
Too Cool For School - Or any sort of legitimate work.
If You Love Someone - Chain them up so they can't run away. No, that wasn't it...
Training A Dog - Hey, It's a start.
The Sword - Is nothing without determination.
Bull Experience - It's what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
The Beach - Not for everyone!
Marisa - keep her in chains to stop her from unloading everyone.
Army Chicks - So much better than army dudes.
Understated Elegance - Is always in good taste.
His Hand Is On My Knee - While he's talking to his wife.
Victory - It always depends on your point of view.
Remember - A Lannister always spays his pets.
Loneliness - Is easily cured by mannequin tit$.
Weather Man - The only job where you can be wrong consistently, and still have a job.
Public Pool - When the beach is too far away.
There's More Then One Way - To melt a cat.