Footprints - See where they disappear? So while Jesus may be carrying me from a purely
Cool Friends - I don't need them, I make them.
Yo Mama Is So Fat - It keeps you warm through the winter.
Look For Signs - Don't ignore the obvious pointers in life.
Snowflakes - Tiny and cute individual, dangerous in large groups.
Human - French Fries.
Inspiration - This inspired me to move to Florida.
Old School - Hit em' on the head and drag em' back to the man cave.
Working Kids - If they aren't working for you, they're working against you.
South End Baptist Church - Whoever is praying for snow, please stop!
Hiding From Your Problems - Is easier than solving them. But those problems remain.
This Is Funny - Because it's not mine.
Ice Fishing - Is always more enjoyable when you bring a friend.
Bear High Five - The coolest thing.
Am I Pretty?
Women Drivers - Almost perfect.
Blonde Secretary - Keep things interesting.
Damn - It's not mine.
Professionally Removing - Snow from the roof.
Windows Frozen? Try Ctrl + Alt + Delete.
Hydrogen Bond - Attractive interaction of a hydrogen atom with an electronegative atom.
Push The Button - If You want to cross the street.
Fred Flin Stone - Was here.
Necron Push Bike - Is there anything that Gauss technology can't do?
Momentum - You may have tried and failed but even falling on your face is moving forward.
Revenge - Nah, I'm to lazy. I'm gonna sit here and let karma f**k you up.