Your Daughter - Life was so different when she was five.
Forever 18 - Remains undefeated.
Hipsters - I had some snappy remark, but I forgot...
Ink - You missed a spot...
Burning Bush - Bible belt all the way.
Corn Dog ? Yes please.
Swastika - It $ucks when you don't know it's meaning.
Jealously -Even nuns get it.
Amazing Blue-Haired Girls - Anime just got real.
What's The Best Gift For A 17 Year Old An 18 year old girl.
Yuyuko - She eats so much so that she can fill her own meat buns.
Rock Bottom Kitty - You'll know it when you get there Mr kitty cat.
Subliminal Advertising - I think she's trying to tell us something.
Don't Worry Baby - No one will see the photo's except me... probably.
When You See It - You'll take the tiger over the cougar any day.
Too Cool For School - Or any sort of legitimate work.
Regret - No matter how hard you try, you'll always look like a dumb-a$$.
After All - Underneath the paint it's just a little girl...
I See You Like Audi - But please, cut those nails!
Crisps - Bad for the waistline, great for the rack.
Excuse Me Ma'am - I believe you dropped your sacrifice back there.
Which Came First? The tattoos or the Insanity?
Stupid People - Sometimes they come labelled.
If You Own A Super Car - Make sure you can drive.
3500watt Generator - For sale!
This Guy - Is the smartest one I've seen.