Wal Mart - Now has a car pool lane. For express shopping.
Smart Cars - Don't f@rt in them.
One Of Those Days - This is one of them.
When Women Drive - Technology is not keeping up.
Texting While Driving - sorry I'm late, I'm stuck behind this stupid tr...
Chinese Cars - Are very tough and reliable.
Understated Elegance - Is always in good taste.
Limo - Bigger aint always the smartest choice.
This Is F-ing Awesome
This Car Rocks
This Is Funny - Because it's not mine.
Ambitions - Mine always was to live in a Penthouse!
Don't Like My Driving - E-mail me.
Philosophy - Whit compliments of Indian public transport.
Blonde Secretary - Keep things interesting.
Money Can't Buy Happiness - But I'd rather cry in a Ferrari.
Gamers - They have a different mindset.
If You Own A Super Car - Make sure you can drive.
Yo Mama So Big - She's costing millions of dollars in property damage.
Bicycle Cops - Faster than a Corvette.
Lighten Your Load - Your body will thank you.
Admit It - You're thinking about it too!
Mercedes-Benz: It will Whoop Your Ass
Gotta Be Cool Now - Power shift here we go.
Bad Crashes - The only reason red-necks watch TV.