If You Love Someone - Chain them up so they can't run away. No, that wasn't it...
You Think She Loves You - Try turning off the lights, while she's doing her nails.
C'mon - Not in front of the children.
Nerds - They know H.T.M.L. (How to meet the ladies).
The Six Phases Of Real Love
If Love Is Like Wine - Then marriage should be the hangover from the next morning?...
Love - I know you love me but this is ridiculous.
Edward Finally Found - The love of his life.
Cross The Divide - Love everyone. Abandon prejudice.
Notice The Shadow - Perfect Love.
Sandwiches - very tasty when meat is surround by delicious buns.
True Love - You'll know it when you see it.
Make Lolz - Not war.
True Love - Means you can totally kick him in the nuts during labor.
Love Is A Fist - The way to a woman's heart is trough her broken ribs.
Unconditional Love - Letting someone live with you for nine months, before meeting them
Puppy Love - When love is at it's simplest, it's beautiful, when love is at it's hardest,
Marriage It Is All About Love - Not religion, social norms or gender.
Putting A Price In Love - The more that people undervalue me, the more of a bargain I
Boys - Spend their time finding a girl to sleep with. Man - Spend their time looking for