Boys - Spend their time finding a girl to sleep with. Man - Spend their time looking for
Love Is Blind - But marriage is a real eye-opener.
Alone - In the Arithmetic Of Love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one
What Hurts The Most - Is talking to him on the phone like everything is okay. But then,
Walking Away - I don't run away from you, I walk slowly, and it kills me you don't care
Wisdom - Being single doesn't mean than you know nothing about love. Sometimes, being solo
I love You - Whit all my boobs. I would say heart, but my boobs are bigger.
Monkey Love - It might be strange but its life.
Facebook - Where getting rid of a friend is easy to do.
Loving You - It's so hard when I have to and so easy when I want to.
Remember - The night we made love for an hour and ten minutes honey? That was the night
Love Is Fickle - But lust is as pure as winter's first snowflake.
Love Is Called The Game - Where a couple of blind person play at hurting each other.
Decisions - Which brain will you use?
For Those Times - When words cannot express the love you have, use the bathroom.
Fact - Pixar created a better love story in 8 minutes than twilight did in 4 books.
Love - An evil trick played by nature to get us to breed.
Love Or Hate Me - Both ways I win, if you love me I am in your heart. If you hate me I am
The Curse - I told you I love you. You told me you just wanted to be friends. I didn't
Warm Hearts - Cold feet.
It's So Simple - If love means never having to say you're sorry, and divorce can be caused
Feelings - Need no words to be expressed.
Patience - The notion of waiting for your true love is a viable, meaningful, romantic
Love - Making Her A Sandwich.
Cat Love - I missed you too.