Behavior - Never be the thing people remember most about the wedding.
I Have A Dream...
Little Johnny - You’re gonna go far kid.
I'm Going to - Every last one of you motherf*****s.
Dad - Six pictures are enough.
A True Gentleman - Always lets ladies go first.
Misinterpretations - Can lead to some serious jail-time.
Next Generation - Teach them gun safety at an early age, and they won't put you in
Enthusiasm - Theirs makes up for the empty stands behind them.
Casper Ghost - Remind your kids, he's a friendly ghost.
Kids In Future - 2025.
Bird Watching - You're doing it wrong.
Being A T-Rex - You're doing it wrong.
Toyota - Now and forever.
Till You Are Young - You wanna try everything.
Tragic - This poor child does not own a computer and has never experienced the joy of
This Kid - Is my Hero.
Kids Frustration - Hungover, outta' coffee, can't find my lighter and what the hell are
Kids Exchange - Growing up faster that you would think.
Remember That - Post on the internet today, It's on a corporate background check
Young Photographer - It's fun.
Working Kids - If they aren't working for you, they're working against you.
How About A Magic Trick - I'm going to make this candle disappear.
Work In Progress - Good to Go.
Parenting Fail - When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Santa - Don't worry child, he's often confused whit the fallen angel.