When Airbag - Just isn't enough.
Airbags - Standard equipment of about half of population.
So You Found A Car - I'll bet you a can of beans it's a trap.
Car Wash - It may cost more to get it done by hand, but it's worth it.
Female Flexibility - Not what you've expected.
Damn - It's not mine.
Windows Frozen? Try Ctrl + Alt + Delete.
Hello Dad - There is something I want to tell you about...
Dear God - I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way ...through the driver's
Overachieve - Issuing a parking ticket is for the lazy.
Blonde - Checking out the oil level.
Multi Classing - All the disadvantages of both and the benefits of neither.
Go Further - Obstacles are just opportunities in disguise.
Priorities - No matter what, always make sure your hair says "I'm ready"!
Some Things - Are hard to explain to your parents.
Horsepower - How much does your car have?
Without Complaints - Everything would become good enough.
No Matter What You Drive - Your last car will always be a Van.
Divorce - You take the car, I'll take the truck.
My Dear - I have something to confess, I'm married. Pffft... You scared me... I thought
Smart Car - Stupid driver.
Control - If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
Hey Dad - What's for dinner? Venison...on the grill.
Rocket Toilets - Because if shit's gonna fly, it might as well be at light speed.
Wisdom - It's not measured by your choice of car but by whether the car fits in your