A Simple Explanation - Why i am always late to work.
How My Cats - Stand every day to watch the birds.
Launch In 5..4..3.. Four Cats, two Pigeons, everybody gets a drumstick.
Foreign Exchange Program - Somewhere in Nepal is a very frightened cat.
That's How My Colleagues Look Like - When they see me with my new girlfriend.
Would You Be So Kind - And close the door from the other side?
Lasers Charged - Fire at will.
I Don't Need To Lose My Beloved Ones To understand how much I love them.
Touch My Beer - And I kill you.
New Year's Resolution - Option A: lose some weight Option B: Buy a bigger basket.
There's Only Room For One Of Us - Let's settle it like mature adults.
No - They are not for sale.
Pick Your Battles - Some things are better left alone.
Ikea Cat - You assembled it wrong.
Hover Cat - Exploring the universe, one galaxy at a time.
Please! Please! Please!
It's OK - Tech support sent me!
There's More Then One Way - To melt a cat.
C'mon - Not in front of the children.
Ninja Wet Kitten - I can have lasers in my eyes.
Ninja Kitten - He hides in your blanket.
Three Babies Cats - The cutest things.
Stealth Kitty - Soon death shall be upon them all.
Ninja Cat - You might be able to see me, but the pigeons can't.
Paranoia - Because in America, everything is terrorism.
Cute Little Pussy Cat - Watch out, I can kill a 1st-level commoner!