Riding - I wish I was a saddle..
That's Crazy - Only $55 a month for unlimited calling?
Grandma - Does Not Approve.
Moments - Note to self: Next time forgot to send Joe the invite to a family.
I Have A Dream...
Twins Beautiness - Twice the possibilities. For you, twice the failure.
Another New Morning - Time to get out of bed.
That Moment - In an epic movie.
Hot Nerd Level - Jedi Master.
A Simple Explanation - Why i am always late to work.
Getting A Present - This may be sign that misfortune is endi.
Sports Medic - Keep calm and do everything that i tell you to do.
Curses - Quick get naked that will scare it away.
Utility Bear - Considerably more useful than 90% of people.
Swimsuit Contest - Not all are glad to be in it.
Bombshells - A rolling thunder just isn't as pretty without the roar.
OMGWTFBBQ - Yes, it's that cold.
Talent - Only gets so far.
His Girlfriend - Was supposed to come out in 5 minutes.
The Happiness - Of a future father.
School Sports - Someone gets my attention.
Super Nintendo Is Broken - Now, what do I play with?...
Leave It To Humans - To spend youth chasing after wealth and then, Spend wealth chasing
The Sound Says You - The smell says I.
All I Want For Christmas - Is you. And you. And you!
Camouflage Ninja Cat - You will never be as cool as this cat.