Cat Weights - Try and lift them, big guy.
I'm Going to - Every last one of you motherf*****s.
Extreme Ironing - Ironing just got a whole lot cooler.. for epic deutsch bags.
Boobage - Security comes from others insecurities.
Californian Coffee - No really, look in her hands, she brought Coffee.
Hottie Train - All aboard!
Detectives - No detail is too small to overlook.
Glass Doors -Make some of the best fails happen.
Peace And Quiet - It's the only way.
Bullet Proof Glass - When the faith in God is not enough.
She Sells - Sea Shells on the Sea Shore.
Google Glass - Because accidentally smashing your normal glasses wasn't heartbreaking
Perspective On Beach - Focus on the important things in life.
Some Accidents - Sometimes they can't be avoided.
Tight Budget Solutions - Facebook edition.
Friend-zone - Bow your head low enough and you might at least get to l!ck her feet.
C'mon, Shower Time - Big cats hate it too.
Attention - Some will do almost anything to gain a little attention.
Big Bad - When Lil red goes out to play the wolf goes out to work.
Your Bus - Will never stop here.
Russian Marines - The war isn't as scary as they are.
Limited Time Offer - Selling even the dumbest tee-shirts since the dawn of time.
Workplace Safety Rules - Ain't nobody got time for that.
Who Cares? - If it disturbs you that much then get the f#*k out of that bed and let me get
Mamisan - The best puzzle game ever.
Meanwhile At A Train Station - Time traveler wondering what these people are looking at.