Here Mom - Take these out, it'll be a better picture.
Duck Face - It's Hereditary.
Kill It Before It Lays E - Oh crap, too late.
Plan-B - It's always good to have a backup plan ready before disaster strikes.
Like Father Like Son
Jew Baby - He'll be making your kids invest their milk money in stock.
Like Father - Like Son.
Sweet Dreams - If you don't fear the reprisal, you'd do the same.
Metal Baby - Because if you're not born whit it, Don't make us waste our time.
When The Pizza Guy - Finally comes! LOL
Baby Photos - Could there be a more inappropriate time to watch p**n?
Now You Know - Why babies smile while they are sleeping.
Bad Parenting - It's what's for dinner.
How Much Did I - Drink last night?
Redheads And Baby - Thousands of redheads.
Proving The Theory - That s#!t happens.
Proof Of Evolution
Jean Diapers - If you are to lazy to put actual pants on your child.
Monkey's - They will always suggest bad ideas.
15 Year From Now - This picture will be awkward.
Mom Off The Year - They not all win the Britney Spears mom off the year award.
Babysitting - You have to know who to trust.
Goodbye, Baby! - I am the last one...
Dating A Mom - Like continuing from someone else's saved game.
How Can I Tell Him - That he will never fly...
It Was Not - A joyful day when Sean found out he would now be bottle-fed.