Fight For Your Dreams - For it's possibility of having a dream come true that makes life
Dear Life - When I said "can my day get any worse?" It was rhetorical question not a
Battle Plan - You flank from the left... I'll grab the cookies.
Parenting - Helping your kid to grow up... faster!
Any Time - Is good time to enjoy a refreshing beverage.
New Generations - They ran out of ideas
Happiness - Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
Denial - Whatever it is ... I DIDN'T DO IT!
It's Just Not Fair - She yells at me for sucking my thumb.
Baby With A Shotgun - Just try to take my candy dirt bag.
Compensating - Thank God! I thought everyone with a winkie the size of mine had to lift
I Have Noticed - Everyone who is for abortion has already been born.
Thinking - Makes me poop.
LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER - When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we'd
A Journey - Black & White to color right and wrong to character love and hate to
Amnesia - I've had it once... or maybe twice.
Growing Up - 5 years of complete dependency 13 more years of answering to
Sleeping Disorder - I've got this terrible sleeping disorder Where I have to wake up
He Who Thinks That Love Can Be Bought Has never had a dog in his house.
YES, I ACCEPT YOUR OFFERING! Hurry Up And Toss The Tasty Morsel Into My Lair
I ONLY HAVE ONE NERVE - And you're getting on it.
I SAW DAD WITH MOM LAST NIGHT I think that jerk was stealing my milk ...
All I Wanted Was The Cat - Send the other one back.
Parents - They always know what is the best for you.
The Fan Fell On Our Baby - Quick! take a picture for the internet!
Get Out - Of my facebook picture!