Ladies First - Aliens later!
Your Hair - It tastes so nice.
The Kiss - What would it take for you to give her one?
Why Would You - Do that to yourself?
Planking - You are doing it right!
Friendship With Your Ex Is Awkward - You sit together pretending you have never slept
"True Gentleman" - But didn't offer to carry her shoes for her.
Shiny Wooden Doll - I really can't tell! Help me!
It's Always The Silent Ones - Always.
Jealousy - The only vice that gives no pleasure.
True Love - You'll know it when you see it.
Fresh Air And Sunshine - Always adds pleasure to the day.
True Love Makes Miracles - Money open the secrets of those miracles.
Flossing - It's just good personal hygiene.
Eye Contact - Level: Expert.
Prom Night - You're doing it wrong.
The Eternal Dilemma - Too tired to stay up, yet too awake to fall asleep.
Putting A Price In Love - The more that people undervalue me, the more of a bargain I
Walking Away - I don't run away from you, I walk slowly, and it kills me you don't care
Young And Old - You say I have daddy issues, but I’m not the one sleeping with someone