I Will Find You - And will marry you.
Mary Had A Little Pig - She kept it fat and plastered and when the price of pork went up,
The Home Bank - Someone's making a big deposit tonight.
Be Honest - What would you be looking at?
Come To The Sweet Side - Because we have donuts.
Girls With And Without Makeup - You see the difference.
Your Mother - Bangs like a screen door in a tornado.
Talent - Sometimes you just have to figure out how best to use it.
Monkeys - Not nearly as dumb as you would think... Are they?!
Winner - Secretary of the Year.
A Staircase A Day - Keeps the Greybeards away.
Choices - Sometimes a tough choice can be resolved by exploring both options.
Future, Past, Present.
Impulsive Relationship - Family planning is for nerds.
Downgrade - Good bye one-piece military uniform, hello skin.
My Beer - How did I ever forget that I left it there.
Hot Chick - Not pictured.
It's Called A "Master Bedroom" - For a reason.
Dear Mom and Dad - College is great! I'm learning all kinds of new things.
This Kid - Is my Hero.
Flexibility - It is almost never, ever over-rated.
You Do The Hokie Pokie - And you turn yourself around that's what it's all about.
The School Of Young Talents - It is hard to learn, but it will be easy to make a career.
Talent - Technique and methodology can only get so far.
Roles - Sometimes it,s best just to stay in the kitchen.
Cheerleaders - Another reason why American Football kicks soccer's a$$!