Sports Medic - Keep calm and do everything that i tell you to do.
School Sports - Someone gets my attention.
Amazing Flexibility - Never ever overrated.
If All Else Fails - Break their neck.
The Pink Panther - He's still alive in some of us.
Reality - Where's the fun in that?
Brokeback Mountain - Minus the cowboy hats.
Stupidity - Winners never quit, quitters never win, and those who never quit and never
Cheating Unfair - Unfair and a little homo.
Baseball Training Aids - Include swing trainers, bats, pitch backs, nets and mortars.
Hockey - Being in the crease never looked so good!
Stretching - It's important.
Power Of Chuck Norris - This guy may have it.
Multitasking - It requires skill.
That Look - It always starts my fantasies.
Sky Sports Viewing Figures - It's sky's idea of getting more people watching the cricket.
Wait A Second - What???
Guys Can't Help But - Stare.
Vertical Kayaking - Because horizontal kayaking isn't enough of a challenge.
Green Is The Color Of Hope - Hope is the poor man's bread...
Blondes - Running has never been their thing.
Gym Class - Why I miss it.
Breasts - They have been served.
A Tourist - What do you call a beautiful girl wearing a Green Bay Packers jersey?
Acting Queer - Face it some people are just better at it.
If You're Lazy Enough - Every sport is extreme.