Baseball – The sport that brings us the phrases “sliding into home”, “foul ball”, “sacrifice fly” and “the 7th inning stretch”
Insanity – “I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!”
Day One: Olympics 2012 – You are doing it wrong
Cheerleaders – The only reason you would ever pay to see any sport.
Rubber Duckies – They’re not just for bath time anymore.
Obstacles – To some they are opportunities to many others a reality check.
Contact Sports – Your mom warned you to stick to tennis. But did you listen?
Parallel Parking – Women will never get it right if men keep telling them this is 10 inches.
BEACH VOLLEYBALL – The world’s fastest growing spectator sport.
Oh My God – That ball… looks FABBBUUULLOOUUSSSSS!
Softball – It’s important to stretch before playing.
BOBBY PETRINO – Giving jobs to deserving intellectually challenged candidates since 2008.
Sports – Don’t ever try kid… go build a computer.
Body Slam – When bitches just won’t listen.
You Suck – No matter how well you perform, when the crowd starts chanting your name, you can’t help but be reminded.
I’m Done – Do you wanna get some breakfast or something?
Assassins – Come in many forms.
Wimbledon – It Get’s better every year out on court 22
Facials: The invisible man is working on one.
Football – Some Nations will never understand the fascination
So I says – Fister, I hardly even know the mans wife!
Silver Medal – 1st Place on The long list of Losers