Beer - Yeah, I didn't see at first either.
It Pays To Advertise - But only advertise if it pays.
A Bliss - To be at the right place at the right time.
Right Choice - When you can't save the princess.
Dedication - Visualize your dreams and make them happen.
Touch My Beer - And I kill you.
Non Alcoholic Beer - It's like going down on your cousin. Tastes the same, but still just
Beers Goggles - Fat people love' em.
My Beer - How did I ever forget that I left it there.
Beer Goggles - When you realize that girls get "beer goggles" too, you will get laid
Houston, We Have A Problems
Too Cool For School - Or any sort of legitimate work.
Story Of My Life.
Marketing Dress - The billboard might be pretty, but without prime real estate, you might
The Awkward Moment When You Have - An inexplicable urge to sheer for Germany.
A Bartender Is Just - Pharmacist with a limited inventory.
She'll Have To Drink A Lot - Before she wants you.
Five Beers - For the workers of the sawmill please.
Stupid People - Sometimes they come labelled.
Beer And Women - The cause and solution to all life's problems.
Mom Off The Year - They not all win the Britney Spears mom off the year award.
Beer - It does a body good.
Six Packs-Beer Style - I'm on diet, redneck style.
The Problem - With the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Drink Your Beer Boy - There's sober children in Somalia ...
Australiana - The world says "Australians drink too much" Australians say "They're just