Australia Beer - It's what's for dinner...
Octoberfest - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.
Drinking Problem - Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Oktoberfest - Has three of my favorite things in life ...
Pain Is Natures Way Of Saying Don't Do It - Painkillers are man's way of saying just
Getting Drunk - Does not count as foreplay ...
I Don't Always Sleep With Married Women - But when I do, I prefer your wife. Stay
Alternatives - If you can't afford a vacation, you can always drink until you don't know
Thank Guinness - It's Friday, enjoy !
Cold Hearted Bi**h - At least my beer always left me satisfied.
The Best Thing - About drinking is we have something to blame everything on.
Having A Bad Day - Don't worry that's when we go come to the rescue.
Don't Judge Me - I'll crap in your shoe.
Beer Fountain - Skill level: German
Alcohol - Because no matter how hard you try, you'll always be Harmione.
Think Hard - Was I supposed to cook her dinner tonight, or lay around drinking beer?
Cults - Your instinct will guide you to the one that's good for you.
Jersy Shore - How it began.
HEINEKEN EASTER - I'm all down for that, let's drink !
Children - What a waste of space.
Beer Best - That's why Germany is superior.
Alcoholism - Guaranteed to help you forget your other problems.
Fishing - It's all about having the right bait.
I Don't Normally: Have to get drunk to sleep with women, But when I do, I prefer Dos
Beer - Must. Have. Now.