Tag: Woman

Shark Bait

Shark Bait – Now you know why they call him shark bait.

Business Woman

Business Woman – Business in the front, party in the back.

Women Driver

Women Driver – It’s cute when you try to do man things.

Women Getting Into A Car

Dear God – I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way …through the driver’s door.

Mind Reading

Mind Reading  – The only way for a man to understand a woman and the best way for a woman to tease a man.

Gym Clothes

Gym Clothes – Should be worn in public more often.

Procrastination Is

Procrastination – Is like mastu**ation… It’s good in the beginning, but in the end, you realize you’ve just f**ked yourself.

Natural Selection

Natural Selection – The reason why women’s buttocks are of a greater size than men’s is that the anvil must always be bigger than the

Blessed Women

Blessed – One of these women has been blessed with natural beauty and talent. The other one is wearing black.

Just A Thought

Just A Thought – Can you imagine how the TSA would react to this?