Loving You - It's so hard when I have to and so easy when I want to.
A Short Bedtime Story - The End.
The U.S. Navy - Is the envy of every other Navy in the world. They don't want to be like
Remember - The night we made love for an hour and ten minutes honey? That was the night
Hit The Beach - It's where we try to keep the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our
Love Or Hate Me - Both ways I win, if you love me I am in your heart. If you hate me I am
The Curse - I told you I love you. You told me you just wanted to be friends. I didn't
Tombstone Moments - Sometimes begin with a whisper.
Women - They don't want to hear a man's opinion. They just want to hear their own In a
Morning Sickness - Don't worry, it will pass as soon as the tool hits the door.
Relationships - There's no such thing as people changing... you only get to know them
Kissing - It is like drinking salted water. You drink, and your thirst increases.
Oblivious - When all our selfish desires blind us to the world and everyone in it, Love
Your Date - You know it's not working out when she begs you to slip her a roofie.
THEY HAVE BEEN LOCATED - Marilyn Monroe and Adolf Hitler are alive and hiding out in
Between Relationships - Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Once Upon A Time - There lived a woman who did not nag, whine or complain but it was a
College Life - Memories are great..Until you send your daughter to school.
Communication - When I suggested we could do something different than playing video games
The moment your GF's best friend, becomes YOUR best friend too.
The One - Who controls the relationship is the one who cares the least.
Family Ties - Just because she has them... Doesn't mean you should care.
Love Overwhelms Hate - He hates loneliness, she hates poverty.
I Deserve - Whatever punishment is coming my way and if it involves restraints and a
Hunting - Some have lost at the game of attraction, most have found that money always
Love - When you can't tell your farts from her anymore.