Emo's Back - Proof that natural selection is still in effect.
Perfect Temptation - She may be young, but that is not your fault.
Defiance - $crew physics, I'll make my music travel through space.
When Women Drive - Technology is not keeping up.
Female Bodybuilders - Please stop.
Chinese Technology - Do we need it?
Aging - Apparently not all celebrities do it gracefully.
Rocket Launcher - You are doing it wrong.
Texting While Driving - sorry I'm late, I'm stuck behind this stupid tr...
Wink Wink - I'll supply the nudge nudge.
Spring - Officially arrived.
Back To School - Now that's worth some extra credit!
Free Seats - I think I'm in the wrong Bus.
Mixed Feelings - 1.Ha! I'm above you! 2.He can see my Pant!es.
Remember That - Post on the internet today, It's on a corporate background check
Temptation Evils - When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
Variety - Pepsi is a wonderful thing, but don't forget the cherry and vanilla flavors.
Chinese Cars - Are very tough and reliable.
Lunch Bag - Of Lindsay Lohan.
My Wife Believes - She is a better driver, I let our dog decide.