Alone In The Dark – You better be scared.
Your Daughter – Life was so different when she was five.
Success – Just because you’re on the fast track, doesn’t mean that you will reach your goal.
Operation Mother In Law – Commencing in 3, 2, 1 …
Over speeding – There really is only one true way to drive. And that’s fast. Really, really, fast.
Paparazzi – Sucking the life out of celebrities one click at a time.
Poor Girl – She don’t have money for clothes.
Comfort – We’re working on that.
Essentials – I like my bikinis like my exams. Short, simple and only covers the important parts.
The New Malicious Virus – Steels your passwords and your food.
Beach – Because every anime character have to be seen in a swimsuit at least once.
Harems – Every one has an alpha girl.
Meth – It’s worse than Kryptonite.
Izayoi Sakuya – Service level: Extra
If You Can Read This – It’s your lucky day.
Family Planning – Something that should be available to everyone yet there are those who see that it is stopped.
The Internet – I used to think my family was weird. Then I got the internet.
Usagi – Need i say more?
Oppaitunity – Grasp it with both hands.
Amazing Flexibility – Never ever overrated.
Dignity – Precious to behold, yet so easy to lose.
Airbags – Two are always better then one.
Dad – Six pictures are enough.
Endangered Species – The Ginger Asian.
Beer – Yeah, I didn’t see at first either.
Daddy Issues – It’s people like this who ensure that Sigmund Freud will always have a following.