Jeep-Ortunities - Driving over something, just because you can.
Flying Horse - I saw Flying Horse today. Sadly, too late.
Ran Into My Ex - Then I put it in reverse and did it again.
Having A Bad Day - Don't worry that's when we go come to the rescue.
Challenging The Fate - Challenge accepted...
Drunk Driving - Save time to your family.
Clean Energy - Runs on hay and water. Droppings still an issue.
Skill - It takes a special kind of talent to fail this hard.
Big Block - Because hybrids are for pussies.
Lead Me Not Into Temptation - Ah hell. Just follow me. I know a shortcut!
A Fault Confessed - Is half redressed... and if you've thanked, Is almost like it never
AMERICANS - We aren't LAZY... We're efficient.
American Muscle - Because the king of the jungle should roar, not whistle.
Help Me Jesus - Help me Jewish God, help me Allah, help me Tom Cruise.
LAW ENFORCEMENT - Every profession has their focus and priorities ...
Love Test - 1. Lock dog and girl in a trunk 2. Wait 15 minutes 3. Open the trunk. WHO
Imminent Failure - By the time you get that oh sh** feeling, it's already too late.
Reading And Driving At The Same Time ... Why Blondes shouldn't be allowed to have A
Flat Tire - Why worry, when the airbags are just fine...
Tough Childhood - It never ends.
I Know What You’re Thinking - She might scratch the paint.
IRONIC NAMES - Kinda like bald guys named curly or fat guys called tiny.
EVEN HE KNOWS! - Have you seen the price of gas these days? ... It's a doggone shame! ...
IT WAS THAT GUY - He let the dogs out !
DARWIN : YR TM S UP - The last message the driver's cell phone received.
Custom Convertible - Courtesy of the United States Air Force.