You Failed As Parents - When one son thinks he's black and other thinks he's a girl.
Why Guys Read Books - The real reason.
Not Everyone Get To Be Doctor - When they grow up.
Babysitting - Like a pro.
Teamwork - Is Important.
The Youth Of Today - They know how to play.
Proving The Theory - That s#!t happens.
It's Okay Hippie - Pepper spray is organic.
Opportunity - Always be ready to take advantage of it.
Hello Dad - There is something I want to tell you about...
Darwin Awards - The winner is right around the corner.
15 Year From Now - This picture will be awkward.
Good Parenting - Means paying attention to all of your children!
Chaotic Neutral - Never turn your back on that member of the party.
Holland - Lunch break
Ballons - You're doing it wrong.
Long Story Short - My daughter won.
Balloons In My Mind - Which ones do you prefer?
Epic Fail - For some things, there's just no excuse.
Nannies - You can always tell when the Dad hired them.
Ginger Kid - Come on you'd do the same.
Daycare Centers - They've really changed a lot since I was a child.
Kill Him - That Kid took my ball.
Look! Kittens! - Sometimes experience is the best teacher.
White Chocolate - So black kids can get messy too.
Meanwhile In China - Olympic training camps.