Thanks Dad – For never actually turning the car around and giving us something to really cry about.
Dear Idiot – The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad had pulled out.
Having Faith – Having faith is a good thing but following someone BLINDLY, might just be the worst mistake of your life.
Annual Convention – Of the Society of Time Travelers.
Keep U.S. $$$ In The U.S.A. – Proving once again that you may be-able to fix the economy. But you still can’t fix stupid.
One Day – I’ll high jack a doughnut truck. We’ll see how the media tries to disguise that as a normal cop chase.
Nothing To See Here – It’s just a Transformers, things would have been different for the owners if they would have had www.insurancepartnership.org/motor-trade-insurance/ insurance.
Rookie Mistake – Letting the wife park the car.
Boating 101 – Car stays on the shore. Boat goes into water.
Sh*t Happens – Sometimes really really fast.
Big Block – Because hybrids are for pussies.
Don’t Worry -You car is still there where you parked it 87 years ago.
Opportunity – When it knocks…
Flat Tire – Why worry, when the airbags are just fine…
IRONIC NAMES – Kinda like bald guys named curly or fat guys called tiny.
NUCKING FUTS HIGHWAY – A better driving experience, brought to you by pharmaceuticals.
Dung Beetle – Oh, I get it!
Handicap Parking – Work injury compensation meeting in progress.
Safety Fail
Well… There’s your problem.
Materialism – Spending money you don’t have, on crap you don’t need.
Women – Back to the kitchen.
To Be A Fireman – Requires you to be a problem solver.
They See Me Rollin – They hating
Cars – Just got Sexier.
Your Opinion – Keep it to yourself