Thanks Dad - For never actually turning the car around and giving us something to really
Dear Idiot - The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad had pulled out.
Having Faith - Having faith is a good thing but following someone BLINDLY, might just be
Annual Convention - Of the Society of Time Travelers.
Keep U.S. $$$ In The U.S.A. - Proving once again that you may be-able to fix the economy.
One Day - I'll high jack a doughnut truck. We'll see how the media tries to disguise that
Nothing To See Here - It's just a Transformers.
Rookie Mistake - Letting the wife park the car.
Boating 101 - Car stays on the shore. Boat goes into water.
Sh*t Happens - Sometimes really really fast.
Big Block - Because hybrids are for pussies.
Don’t Worry -You car is still there where you parked it 87 years ago.
Opportunity - When it knocks...
Flat Tire - Why worry, when the airbags are just fine...
IRONIC NAMES - Kinda like bald guys named curly or fat guys called tiny.
NUCKING FUTS HIGHWAY - A better driving experience, brought to you by pharmaceuticals.
Dung Beetle - Oh, I get it!
Handicap Parking - Work injury compensation meeting in progress.
Well... There's your problem.
Materialism - Spending money you don't have, on crap you don't need.
Women - Back to the kitchen.
To Be A Fireman - Requires you to be a problem solver.
They See Me Rollin - They hating
Cars - Just got Sexier.
Your Opinion - Keep it to yourself