Peace And Quiet – It’s the only way.
Bullet Proof Glass – When the faith in God is not enough.
She Sells – Sea Shells on the Sea Shore.
Some Accidents – Sometimes they can’t be avoided.
Tight Budget Solutions – Facebook edition.
Friend-zone – Bow your head low enough and you might at least get to l!ck her feet.
C’mon, Shower Time – Big cats hate it too.
Attention – Some will do almost anything to gain a little attention.
Big Bad – When Lil red goes out to play the wolf goes out to work.
Your Bus – Will never stop here.
Russian Marines – The war isn’t as scary as they are.
Limited Time Offer – Selling even the dumbest tee-shirts since the dawn of time.
Workplace Safety Rules – Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Who Cares? – If it disturbs you that much then get the f#*k out of that bed and let me get in!
Mamisan – The best puzzle game ever.
Meanwhile At A Train Station – Time traveler wondering what these people are looking at.
Alone In The Dark – You better be scared.
Your Daughter – Life was so different when she was five.
Success – Just because you’re on the fast track, doesn’t mean that you will reach your goal.
Operation Mother In Law – Commencing in 3, 2, 1 …
Over speeding – There really is only one true way to drive. And that’s fast. Really, really, fast.
Paparazzi – Sucking the life out of celebrities one click at a time.
Poor Girl – She don’t have money for clothes.
Comfort – We’re working on that.
Essentials – I like my bikinis like my exams. Short, simple and only covers the important parts.
The New Malicious Virus – Steels your passwords and your food.