Tabloids – Everything is possible.
Self Expression – Feel free to let people know how you really feel.
Anonymity – Are those shcoolgirls on your Facebook really schoolgirls?
Rules – I don’t follow them because I’m a Cop with my lights on.
Time Travel – Please tell me it exists, because I need to go back and never look at this s**t again.
The Internet – Once it’s posted, it will be there… forever!
Nail Clippers – They are for pus$^es.
Truth Or Dare – Next choose truth.
Logic And Stupidity – Have one tiny little difference. Logic has limits.
Spare The Rod Spoil The Child – Now Billy might be getting more rod than he bargained for.
Rock Bottom – When you realized there is something lower than Rock Bottom.
Diet Water -Now with fewer calories!
Insanity – “I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!”
Everybody Is A Genius – But if we were to judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its
Wisdom – You get wisdom from experience, you get experience from bad judgement, this man will be very wise very soon.
Smart Car – Stupid driver.
Grey Beards – There is nothing on earth that can avoid that creepy stare.
Thinking – Clearly not for everyone.
Parenting – Helping your kid to grow up… faster!
Paradox – Has anyone ever wondered where do homeless people get their sharpies?
Insanity – At least it’s better to be someone who cannot think clearly than one who clearly cannot think.
Damn Stupid – Are not those who have no knowledge, but those who are not able to understand…
Good To Know – Signage of the obvious.
Therapy – It’s not always caused by your parents.
Shove It, Bloomberg – I’m Still Drinking Them.
WOW – Mommy’s going to be so proud!