Spider-Man - Looks like the only thing he has been fighting lately is the urge to get off
Happy Meal New Gift - Free colonoscopy. I'm lovin it.
Baby With A Shotgun - Just try to take my candy dirt bag.
Sorry Timmy - Put your helmet back on and get back in the car.
How High Are You ? - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?"
Education - Knowing how to fly is good. Knowing how to land is better.
Foot-lock - Don't try this at home.
Moron - Like a regular stupid person just with more on.
Rednecks - You will spot them anywhere.
Duct Tape - Helping out with stupidity since 1942.
Boating 101 - Car stays on the shore. Boat goes into water.
Drunk Driving - Save time to your family.
Reverse Biking - Like regular biking, except the bike rides your a**
Felony Stupid - America's most wanted, worst addicted serial tattoo moron.
Neighbors - Wait till you see what the one to your south did to your wife who was
MANLINESS - As If wearing the kilt wasn't manly enough, let's toss a 20 foot tall tree.
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG... - But it's still oh so funny.
AMERICANS - We aren't LAZY... We're efficient.
Leave Me Alone !! - Go Die!
Stop Clubbing, Baby Seals - Once again, punctuation makes all the difference.