Not A Tease – I’m just a reminder of what you can’t have!
And Last But Not Least – Please sing this one for Iceman.
Women – They are meant to be loved, not understood.
Pearl Diving – More interesting at a reef.
Relativity – If you’re always the smartest person in the room Maybe you’re in the wrong room.
Illusion – Can be accomplished by magicians, sorcerers and gay makeup artists.