Subliminal Advertising - I know I want her but suddenly I am having a craving for a hot
Ambitions - Mine always was to live in a Penthouse!
Artificial Intelligence - The new ZX1000 robot "locates her G spot" Competition just got
Car Wash - It may cost more to get it done by hand, but it's worth it.
Xtreme Beach Volleyball - It's not who wins or loses, but how long I can stare and drool.
Bikini Bowling - Why not.
What Beautiful - ER... Eyes you have.
Star Wars - Is awesome.
Gamer Girls - Yes she looks pretty, but does she understand she is looking the wrong way?
Cute Redhead Girls - OH, Yeah !!!
Perspective - The best there is.
If Women Didn't Exist - All the money in the world would have no value.
Lara Croft With Guns - Huge guns!
Ladies First - Is just nice way to say "Come on, go first, so I can stare at your a$$"
Woman's Wisdom - Why argue with a man if you can start crying or just get n@k#d.
Attractive Girl Gamers - Don't get your hopes up, they already have boyfriends.
How Much - Would you like to have this job?
Competition - It's why your wife will never let you see Transformers.
Eye Contact Test - Challenge accepted!
Final Fantasy - Mine involves all three.
It May Start That Way - But how is it going to end...?
Nerd Enough For Me? Sure, why not.
If This Not Photoshopped - Please, marry me!
Meet The Pretty Twins - Nice to met them.
This Big - Is what you would need to be to h00k up with Angelina Jolie.
Remember: It's like looking into the sun. You're not supposed to stare at it.