Tag: Funny

That Awkward Moment

That Awkward Moment – When you don’t know whether to say sir, or ma’am.

Your Search

Your Search – Winning an argument wit your wife had 0 matches.

M.I.T.

M.I.T. – Has made a camera that can take a million frames per second. Finally, a photo of a woman with her mouth shut.

Compensating

Compensating – Thank God! I thought everyone with a winkie the size of mine had to lift this thing.

Trump

Trump – The formative years.

Watch Dogs

Watch Dogs – Like regular dogs only creepier.

Gambling Destiny

Destiny – No matter which cards you have been dealt in the end the pussy gets the money.

Alcohol Answer

Alcohol – If it’s not the answer, change the question.

Infaceon

Infaceon – Bike racing term for checking tire pressure with your face.

Global Warming

Global Warming – Yeah, it’s gonna be that drastic.

Fun Facts

Fun Facts – You didn’t know this man had a daughter until you dated her and broke her heart.

T S A

T S A – Working for you.

Opportunities

Opportunities – If you’re afraid of being slapped, you will get nothing from life.

Therapy Helps

Therapy Helps – But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying …

Good Sermon

Good Sermon – Should be like a woman’s skirt; Short enough to rouse interest… Long enough to cover the essentials.