Indognito – On the set Spaniel L. Jackson, Pup Friction.
Necessity – Is the mother of invention.
Lunch Box – Who needs them?
Can Someone Help? – My telescope doesn’t seem to be working right.
Divorce – Hurts the kids the most.
Damn Stupid – Are not those who have no knowledge, but those who are not able to understand…
Mumbai Graduation Prank – None will be become NFL or NCAA football coaches.
Light Travels Faster Than Sounds – That’s why someone appears bright until you hear them speak…
Occupy – Global warming protesters.
On Second Thought – …I’ll just let it fall out, thank you.
Go Get The Banana – It’s up on the counter, no, there’s nothing in my hand, listen to me, go inside, it’s up on the,
Live Tech Support – Someone will be with you in…never.
More To Life Than Technology – Have you plugged in today?
Denial – Whatever it is … I DIDN’T DO IT!
Count The Cost – Never begin a task unless all resources are on hand.
It’s Just Not Fair – She yells at me for sucking my thumb.
Mr. Clean – I Believe the floor is clean enough to eat off now.
What Now? – You stupid hillbilly.
Hey! – Alvin….Alvin….Alvin A….L….V….I….N !!!!!!
You’re So Stupid – There’s no bus short enough for you.
You’re Kidding, Right? – Right?
Mind Reader – …how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?
Chuck Norium – The most abundant element in the whole Universe.
The Bacon And Sausage Nativity – Never has tastelessness been so tasty.
Words – They are everything.
Spider-Man – Looks like the only thing he has been fighting lately is the urge to get off the couch.