The Spocks Of Arkansas – Willard and Lamar. Family motto: Live long and perspire.
Teleport – I guess they haven’t perfected the technology yet.
Graffiti It’s A Fun Crime – They had to have seen that coming.
First – Senior moment
INGENUITY – Making things more interesting every step of the way.
An Argument – Between these two, would be priceless.
BB KING – Hitting one of THOSE notes.
TELLING HER TO MAKE YOU A SANDWICH Make sure you can take her first…
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? – Tastes funny!
HEY HONEY – I think the cat is in heat again …
Ninja Kitten – Striking fear into the hearts of children.
The Longer You Stare – The funnier it gets.
Bottled Water – Now available in a can.
THE MCSLAP – Go Ahead order Another Whopper, b***h!
Fried Chicken Smell – Detected.
Owned – Alcohol can have some minor repercussions.
Time – Some people have too much of it.
Chinception – A chin within a chin.
Go Ahead – Make fun of the corn cob on my ear.
Your Hamz – Itza mine!
Determination – Trying is the first step towards failure – Homer J Simpson
War of Attrition – Every enemy has to sleep sometime
Clown Meat – It tastes funny.