Camouflage Tiger – It’s so crazy that it just might work.
Facebook Photo – Make sure you’re little brother isn’t on the can before you take the picture.
Porta Potties – Why wait in line when you can just pee on it?
Ninja – Beginner
Common Sense – Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.
She Was Alive -Before she was dead.
Irony of NASA – Sure, you have several degrees and work for NASA, But you still have to use toys to make your point.
Break Dancing – You’re doing it wrong.
Farmville – EA Games version with unreal engine.
How Do You Sit on This ? Eggtremely carefully.
War of Attrition – Every enemy has to sleep sometime
They See Me Rollin – They hating
Opportunity – You don’t always need an invitation to join in
The Ninja Parade – It’s OK, I’m straight and didn’t see it either
Favoritism – It Sucks.
Peace – Is time for reload a weapon
No I In Team: There are two “U”s in “Shut your freakin’ piehole”, though.
Virgins: They use condoms too ! And your Mom was so worried you didn’t …. good boy !
Despair: Is when you know the greatest feat you’ll ever accomplish Is stepping aside and letting someone else achieve your goal
Success: The surest way to success Is hard work, raw talent and big breasts
Zen Teachings: If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
CO-DEPENDENCE: I keep him fed and he keeps me sane.
Japan Comic Con – Where else could this possibly happen?
The Gate – Don’t challenge it!
Real Facebook – You’re doing it wrong.
Technical Difficulties – Can even hamper the power of the Dark Side.