Slick Monkey – Is mocking you.
Rohyphnol – When traditional dating methods just aren’t cutting it!
Drunk Chicks – Alcohol makes them do some crazy shit.
Elephants – They’re into some kinky shit.
Women – Back to the kitchen.
Think Before You Invent – Some inventions set our collective knowledge back instead of forward.
Dishwasher – You’re doing it right.
Have You Ever Been So Scared… You started running on water.
Absolute Proof – My owner is an idiot.
Online Gaming World – Creating a better life for fat rednecks since WOW!
To Be A Fireman – Requires you to be a problem solver.
Reading – It’s last thing on my mind right now.
Astrology -Wow can see Uranus from here.
Jump Kick – Because chicks dig sweet ass ninja skills.
I Bet – You didn’t notice the Godzilla
Get Out – Of my facebook picture!
Dad – Meet my new boyfriend.
Jagermeister – Sometimes too much is…well…too much.
Why Yes, The Marines Were Here – How did you know?
May December Romances – Hugh hefner shares a birthday kiss with his latest girlfriend.
Firefox – Is already running but is not responding.
Cheating – Level: expert
Sun Shade – If only you could attach it to a hat.
Cloning – Is it really bad?
Home Shopping – Avon has some new products.
Riding – You are doing it wrong.