Tragedy: Your “drop in the bucket” and my “drop in the bucket” may not necessarily be the same quantity.
The Helium Oxygen Ratio: Grey’s still working on it
Talent: It’s not for everyone.
You Used To Say Live And Let Live: I never did.
Safety: Whether you’re out celebrating Canada day or 4th July this weekend, remember to always take a safety flotation device with you when you go
Religious Wars: Killing each other over imaginary friends
Just kidding – There’s no candy.
Holy Crap – I’m missing Futurama!
Coolness – Yeah, you’re cool… but are you 4-popped-collars cool?
Jurrassic Pope – Run, before he starts spitting venom!
Lumberjack Commandos – And you thought Ninja Pirates were tough!
Ninja Cat – By the time you see it, you’re already dead.
Birth Control – If you don’t use it, you might have one of these.
Post-It Notes – Inspiring creativity.
The Cops – Somebody should call them…
No Apologies: I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.
Mooooooooooooooo: Udderly mad !
Mistakes: Face your mistakes and accept them … Although some times that ain’t enough …
Legacies: Even the eldest among us are here only for a short while.
God Is Cruel Enough: To take away our past happiness and leave us with memories, so that we can remember what we shall never ever
Bravery: It is easy to be brave when you know that death is better than oppression.
I Don’t Normally: Have to get drunk to sleep with women, But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis !
Humanity Has Failed: When a bullet symbolizes peace
Happy 4th Of July: stay safe
Game Over: The whole world will convert to Atheism within a month
Forums and Chat Rooms: They’ve been around for quite some time