Facials: The invisible man is working on one.
Experience: A learning experience is one of those things that says, You know that thing you just did? don’t do that Douglas Adams
Evil: Who knew it came in a can?
ALABAMA GRADUATION DAY: When you can finally count your tooth, without using your fingers.
Epic Fail: Because 14’1” means 14’1”
Elegance: What better place to show off your wife’s class and sophistication than a formal military ball
Cyberpunk Now! Plug in, turn it up, stop the flow, recreate the world, dream on, shut up, dress out, look strange, be perfect, be neon,
Creativity: It may not get you a job, that’s what a cute smile and tight blouse are for. Lose the bra and it’s a shoe
Courtesy: Is never out of style
Bursting Bubbles : When someone is feeling optimistic about their endeavors and you take your a hole attitude and destroy that optimism.
Castaway: Maybe next time when you and your seal friends are bored you wont suggest going to the club.
3 Biggest Lies of Texas – 1. I want this buckle in the rodeo 2. The truck is paid for. 3. I was just helping
Babysitting – I should have learned to fish, these kids nowdays have no respect.
Awesome – Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Aussie Marines Storming The Beach – a job well done mates, except for one small detail. You just invaded Kauai
Argentina vs Germany World Cup 2010 – Even England was better.
Apophenia – The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common, Instead of altering their views to the fit the facts, thy
Any Ideas? – Subliminal messages in the produce section.
ANGER – Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else: you are someone who
Football – Some Nations will never understand the fascination
2012 Olympics – It looks like Lisa Simpson giving a BJ
Artists – A happy man may be a successful bishop, dog-catcher, actor or sausage-monger but no happy man ever produced a first-rate painting, sculpture, piece
48 Hours Hours Later – Moooo decided to keep his day job.
You Might Be a Terrorist If… You wipe Your bare left hand but consider bacon unclear.
Bomb Squad Prank – You know after he’s done shitting himself, he’s going to beat the shit out you.
The Basement – I’ll give you a dollar if you go first.