Osmosis – Diffusion of molecules from a place of higher concentration to a place of lower concentration until the concentration on both sides is equal.
What Is Your Name? Again???
Ballons – You’re doing it wrong.
Men Test – If you noticed the island I have bad news for you!
Prostate Exams – No one likes them.
Bitch Slap – Someone’s going to get it.
Cats Are Liquid – No fixed shape, but take on the shape of any container.
Funny – Until it happens to you.
Self Esteem – Now don’t you feel better about yourself already?
Babysitting – So not worth 5 bucks an hour.
Wait A Minute – Documents please!
He Told Me Taking – His picture made his day.
The Baby Sitting Dog
I Switched To LCD – My cat hates me.
Curiosity – Killed the cat.
Soviet Engineering – With versatility in mind.
Sorry Mate – But I have to do this…
True Story
Fresh Air And Sunshine – Always adds pleasure to the day.
Gangsta Fail
Go Fast Or – I drop the sign!!
Alcohol – Don’t pass out with your shoes on!
When You Have Friends Like These – You don’t need enemies.
The Saudi Bikini Team – I still think the Swedish team is better..
Cats in Japan – They all look like this.
Nannies – You can always tell when the Dad hired them.