There’s More Then One Way – To melt a cat.
Zebras Are Terrifying – Horses should not have stripes.
Total – Win.
Hiding From Your Problems – Is easier than solving them. But those problems remain.
Birth Of Super Mario – In Venn Diagram.
Drunk Driving – There are many dangers.
Steak – Only red meat could produce something this majestic.
Dad Said – Sure, the student exchange program sounds great!
Dad, Can I – No.
Eco-Car
C’mon – Not in front of the children.
This Is Funny – Because it’s not mine.
Seems Legit
Roles – Sometimes it,s best just to stay in the kitchen.
Cheating
Ice Fishing – Is always more enjoyable when you bring a friend.
That Awkward Moment – When your arm is fat enough to make the girl behind you look naked.
Ninja Wet Kitten – I can have lasers in my eyes.
Cupcakes – May the frosting be whit you.
Santa – Don’t worry child, he’s often confused whit the fallen angel.
Unaware – Everyone has these moments, just not this bad.
Testing The Water – Generally, it’s a good idea to do it before you leap in!
Three Babies Cats – The cutest things.
Women’s Logic – I’ll be there in 5 minutes… Stop calling me every half an hour!
When The Pizza Guy – Finally comes! LOL
Mind Illusion – When you see it …