Tag: Face

Facebook Model

Facebook Model – You’re not one just because you post 500 pictures of yourself.

Money Shot

Money Shot – It’s all fun until she gets shot in the eye…

Fish Faces

Fish Faces – Because duck faces are too mainstream.


Butter-face – Everything looks good, but her face.

Duct Tape Bandage

Duct Tape – Worst possible way to hide your face during a robbery.

Trooll Face

Trooll Face – You don’t have one? Maybe you should check the mirror!

Magnum Trojan

Magnum Trojan – Yes, that’s the face you’ll be making later.

Out Sick

Out Sick – Sorry I can’t come to work today, I have a cold. …case of beer in my fridge.


Frowning – It takes less muscles to smile than it does to frown. But I think I’ll keep frowning… I need the exercise.

Baby Ducks

Baby Ducks – The only time when duck face can be considered cute.


Questions – We all ask: Who am I? Why am I here? Is there a higher purpose? I’m not impatient, but… Shouldn’t I have some

Dissent: Truth vs Lies

Dissent – It’s hard to accept the truth when the lies were exactly what you wanted to hear.

Car Jacking Gone Wrong

Car Jacking Gone Wrong – Wonder if he is rethinking that idea of maybe I should jack a car from a professional MMA fighter?

Mirrors Can Lie

Mirrors Can Lie – They don’t show you what’s on the inside.

Moron: More On

Moron – Like a regular stupid person just with more on.

Fun Facts

Fun Facts – You didn’t know this man had a daughter until you dated her and broke her heart.

A Foolish Man

A Foolish Man – Tells a woman to stop talking. A wise man tells her how beautiful she is when she is quiet.

No Your Face Is Beautiful

No Your Face Is Beautiful – But I think you should really consider double bagging that personality.

Therapy Helps

Therapy Helps – But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying …