Facebook Model - You're not one just because you post 500 pictures of yourself.
Money Shot - It's all fun until she gets shot in the eye...
Are You Always This Stupid - Or are you making an extra effort today?
Hulk And Two-Face - They made you sexier then ever.
Fish Faces - Because duck faces are too mainstream.
Butter-face - Everything looks good, but her face.
Options - Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
Duct Tape - Worst possible way to hide your face during a robbery.
Duckface lvl 5000
Trooll Face - You don't have one? Maybe you should check the mirror!
Magnum Trojan - Yes, that's the face you'll be making later.
Face Recognition - 49% different is a lot.
Insanity - When talking To yourself, becomes so loud that it disturbs the others...
Out Sick - Sorry I can't come to work today, I have a cold. ...case of beer in my fridge.
Frowning - It takes less muscles to smile than it does to frown. But I think I'll keep
Baby Ducks - The only time when duck face can be considered cute.
Questions - We all ask: Who am I? Why am I here? Is there a higher purpose? I'm not
Dissent - It's hard to accept the truth when the lies were exactly what you wanted to
Car Jacking Gone Wrong - Wonder if he is rethinking that idea of maybe I should jack a
Mirrors Can Lie - They don't show you what's on the inside.
Moron - Like a regular stupid person just with more on.
Fun Facts - You didn't know this man had a daughter until you dated her and broke her
A Foolish Man - Tells a woman to stop talking. A wise man tells her how beautiful she is
Rationalization - I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I'm perfect.
No Your Face Is Beautiful - But I think you should really consider double bagging that
Therapy Helps - But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying ...