Tag: Face

Two Faced

Two Faced – I smile when I’m happy. I smile more when I’m sad.

Trust Issues

Trust Issues – I’m not saying I have trust issues… …Because you’ll just tell everybody.

Hemorrhoids

Hemorrhoids – It’s easier to smile even if you’re hurting inside, than to explain to the world why you’re sad.

Citizens Fear

Citizens – Should not fear their government, this will be enforced.

Illusions Of Makeup

Illusion – Can be accomplished by magicians, sorcerers and gay makeup artists.

Silence Is Golden

SILENCE IS GOLDEN – This better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Women are Good

Women – They’re good for 70 things: sandwich and 69.

Blue Tongue

Blue Tongue – Related to blue balls? Just a question…

Get Out

Get Out – Of my facebook picture!

ALABAMA GRADUATION DAY

ALABAMA GRADUATION DAY: When you can finally count your tooth, without using your fingers.