Drunk Driving - There are many dangers.
Oh Man - I am so tired.
You Know You Drank Too Much - When you wake up beside Sarah Jessica Parker...
Friendship - Letting you crash on their couch when your too drunk to make it home... Yeah,
Alcohol - Don't pass out with your shoes on!
When You Have Friends Like These - You don't need enemies.
Rock Bottom - You'll know it when you get there.
Rock Bottom - It's best when your friends help you get there.
Alcohol - Keeping Sharpie in business since 1926.
With Friends Like This - Who needs enemies.
Rock Bottom - Yup, you're there.
Not A Good Time - To waive your right to remain silent, so you can finish singing Enter
A Drunk Mans Words - Are a sober mans thoughts ...
Pain Is Natures Way Of Saying Don't Do It - Painkillers are man's way of saying just
Face Palm - Not quite how the rest of us do it, but... Suzy's method is freaking awesome!
Getting Drunk - Does not count as foreplay ...
Watch Out - A recent study indicates that 23% of all traffic accidents are alcohol
Blackout Drunk - Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake.
Alcoholic - Is such a harsh word, I prefer professional drinker.
Does Getting Drunk On Facebook - Count as drinking with friends?