Drunk Level – Sharpie Tuxedo.
This Is How I Come Home – On Friday nights.
Rock Bottom Kitty – You’ll know it when you get there Mr kitty cat.
Shots Champion – I’m number 1 bit**es!
Drunk Driving – There are many dangers.
Oh Man – I am so tired.
You Know You Drank Too Much – When you wake up beside Sarah Jessica Parker…
Friendship – Letting you crash on their couch when your too drunk to make it home… Yeah, what a friend
Alcohol – Don’t pass out with your shoes on!
When You Have Friends Like These – You don’t need enemies.
Rock Bottom – You’ll know it when you get there.
Rock Bottom – It’s best when your friends help you get there.
Alcohol – Keeping Sharpie in business since 1926.
With Friends Like This – Who needs enemies.
Rock Bottom – Yup, you’re there.
Not A Good Time – To waive your right to remain silent, so you can finish singing Enter Sandman.
A Drunk Mans Words – Are a sober mans thoughts …
Pain Is Natures Way Of Saying Don’t Do It – Painkillers are man’s way of saying just watch me.
Face Palm – Not quite how the rest of us do it, but… Suzy’s method is freaking awesome!
Getting Drunk – Does not count as foreplay …
Watch Out – A recent study indicates that 23% of all traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused bt
Blackout Drunk – Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake.
Alcoholic – Is such a harsh word, I prefer professional drinker.
Does Getting Drunk On Facebook – Count as drinking with friends?
Don’t Judge Me – I’ll crap in your shoe.
Dignity – Check.